1. Where do sheep go shopping?
2. Why can't you trust a sheep?
Ans: Because they're always spinning yarns.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
ans: A woolly jumper.
4. What do you call the first sheep on Mars?
Ans: A Mars Baa!
5. What was the sheep doing on the way to the farm?
Ans: A ewe turn
6. Why did the ram jump off the cliff?
Ans: Because he heard someone singing "There'll never be another ewe."
7. How do you call out to a girl sheep?
Ans: Hey ewe!
8. Why did the girl throw a glass of milk over the poddy lamb?
Ans: She wanted a Milky Baa!